Property for sale by Marx (Bros)

by Ian Richardson, 3.24am March 10th 2021

2 - 3 Bedroom House for Sale

13 Badger Lane. L.A. (BC: A1)

 

Bear Creek

 

Mod architect designed bed-sit w. swimming pool, algnd NS

temp. taped off as Violet Coriolis force field needs maintnce.

Vacant poss. NFSBO. Owner called to home unexpectedly.

No chain. W.C. in all rms. Access via endless footpath past

cave at the edge of the wood. Convenient for all local shops,

10 miles from the nearest mall. Would suit Goths, nght shift

wrkrs, or retired poet / artist. Passageway / illuminated hall

cloaks, wine cellar, stage for living, clapboard, antq. cheese

press, library stand books etc. Basement + upstairs bedrms

Four floor beds. No living room.15 mtr x 12 mtr ext. measure

16 mtr x 13 mtr int. measures. Ethereal Ssh air conditioning.

Kafkaesque fire alarm system with Grayling wtch detectors.

Kitch. (part tiled) quality associated with this era of building.

Garden enriched with one to one map. Printers ink flowers

Yew branch scaffolding incl. spiders in woodpile, Grge with

Grill, rotisserie, stationary incl. View by appt only on Oct 31.

Freehold offers considered for all wrkng Circus Performers.

 

 

 

Imaginatively designed dream home

1 Praxis Drive, Boundary (BC: A2)

 

Bear Creek

 

Attr mod 2-bed house in dead end street. Great for kids’ lrng

to ride bike or plying baseball. Conv. sit. shops and all trnspt.

links, taxi, bus, tram, rickshaw. Dogcart (p. yellow) available.

Fantastic fly. equipd ktchn sit in edition wt. ample mod cons

quesadilla press, no wtr coolr. N air conditioning throughout

lava lamps in all rms, bmboo flrs, carpts thru out need clng

Superfast brdband cnnctn, ASDL2 + fib opt + top wi-fi sgnal

Door to circular garden wt dnsy gnomes and ptd rose gdns,

Lock broken. Would suit yng ringmaster or hobby magician.

prce redu from 250k to 249.9k+ 1 yr free eggs for prchaser

Promising devlopment op for shepherd / amt. woolgatherer.

 

 

Desirable 6-dbl. bedroom chateau

Cherryheart Grove Lodge. (BC: A3)

 

btwn. Reàl Madrid N-11 and Elysian A-2

Bear Creek

 

Large, dignified castle set in thirteen sumptuous acres of

Bear Creek municipal woods surrounded by 7-foot hedges

Ent. Main Street underpass, then across Bridge of Light to

West wing echoing stone tone hallways recept, lrge lounge

room, study and library with 2 moveable bookcase panels,

silent portraits w wandrng eyes. Lava wall ties need maint.

Stone avail. in local quarry. Supporting wall wt large crack

laboratory fully equpt w.murky copper lightning conductors

operating table + skylight, Luddite Bunsen burners + retorts

Six large bedrooms featuring soundless flrs. with mending

walls. 1 trembling plank, water tank, full night storage htng

Sizeable inglenook fireplaces with secret stone strcase, up

2 turret w princess bdrm; dn. to dungeon wt dragon/gorilla

cage, chains and manacles, cut price scimitars / yataghan

cleavers incl. Charmingly redecorated dated late 1828 in a

Neo-gothic style cmplt w asctd. nw period ornate trimmings.

Living arm candelabras and self-closing wndws, trapdoor.

Also, svral smaller bldngs, stone icehouse, summer house,

shed at btm of exotic flwr gdn walled, gated vgtable garden

Apple orchards with plm trees grnhse w chrmng ‘fairy ring’

Mature gdns, w. wishing well, chessboard + qltd hammock.

Wrds can’t do justice 2 night time vistas from Round Tower

Belfry. Sunset rubs its eyelid on the path, unseen strs and

undiscovered planets glisten. Ribbon on front door handle

Partially complete tunnel with planning permission pend.

0 more frm tht castle again will I roam, B. it evr so hmble,

thrs No plc like home. Large Garage with ivy camouflage.