Property for sale by Marx (Bros)
by Ian Richardson, 3.24am March 10th 2021
2 - 3 Bedroom House for Sale
13 Badger Lane. L.A. (BC: A1)
Mod architect designed bed-sit w. swimming pool, algnd NS
temp. taped off as Violet Coriolis force field needs maintnce.
Vacant poss. NFSBO. Owner called to home unexpectedly.
No chain. W.C. in all rms. Access via endless footpath past
cave at the edge of the wood. Convenient for all local shops,
10 miles from the nearest mall. Would suit Goths, nght shift
wrkrs, or retired poet / artist. Passageway / illuminated hall
cloaks, wine cellar, stage for living, clapboard, antq. cheese
press, library stand books etc. Basement + upstairs bedrms
Four floor beds. No living room.15 mtr x 12 mtr ext. measure
16 mtr x 13 mtr int. measures. Ethereal Ssh air conditioning.
Kafkaesque fire alarm system with Grayling wtch detectors.
Kitch. (part tiled) quality associated with this era of building.
Garden enriched with one to one map. Printers ink flowers
Yew branch scaffolding incl. spiders in woodpile, Grge with
Grill, rotisserie, stationary incl. View by appt only on Oct 31.
Freehold offers considered for all wrkng Circus Performers.
Imaginatively designed dream home
1 Praxis Drive, Boundary (BC: A2)
Attr mod 2-bed house in dead end street. Great for kids’ lrng
to ride bike or plying baseball. Conv. sit. shops and all trnspt.
links, taxi, bus, tram, rickshaw. Dogcart (p. yellow) available.
Fantastic fly. equipd ktchn sit in edition wt. ample mod cons
quesadilla press, no wtr coolr. N air conditioning throughout
lava lamps in all rms, bmboo flrs, carpts thru out need clng
Superfast brdband cnnctn, ASDL2 + fib opt + top wi-fi sgnal
Door to circular garden wt dnsy gnomes and ptd rose gdns,
Lock broken. Would suit yng ringmaster or hobby magician.
prce redu from 250k to 249.9k+ 1 yr free eggs for prchaser
Promising devlopment op for shepherd / amt. woolgatherer.
Desirable 6-dbl. bedroom chateau
Cherryheart Grove Lodge. (BC: A3)
btwn. Reàl Madrid N-11 and Elysian A-2
Large, dignified castle set in thirteen sumptuous acres of
Bear Creek municipal woods surrounded by 7-foot hedges
Ent. Main Street underpass, then across Bridge of Light to
West wing echoing stone tone hallways recept, lrge lounge
room, study and library with 2 moveable bookcase panels,
silent portraits w wandrng eyes. Lava wall ties need maint.
Stone avail. in local quarry. Supporting wall wt large crack
laboratory fully equpt w.murky copper lightning conductors
operating table + skylight, Luddite Bunsen burners + retorts
Six large bedrooms featuring soundless flrs. with mending
walls. 1 trembling plank, water tank, full night storage htng
Sizeable inglenook fireplaces with secret stone strcase, up
2 turret w princess bdrm; dn. to dungeon wt dragon/gorilla
cage, chains and manacles, cut price scimitars / yataghan
cleavers incl. Charmingly redecorated dated late 1828 in a
Neo-gothic style cmplt w asctd. nw period ornate trimmings.
Living arm candelabras and self-closing wndws, trapdoor.
Also, svral smaller bldngs, stone icehouse, summer house,
shed at btm of exotic flwr gdn walled, gated vgtable garden
Apple orchards with plm trees grnhse w chrmng ‘fairy ring’
Mature gdns, w. wishing well, chessboard + qltd hammock.
Wrds can’t do justice 2 night time vistas from Round Tower
Belfry. Sunset rubs its eyelid on the path, unseen strs and
undiscovered planets glisten. Ribbon on front door handle
Partially complete tunnel with planning permission pend.
0 more frm tht castle again will I roam, B. it evr so hmble,
thrs No plc like home. Large Garage with ivy camouflage.