by Matthew Haigh, 3.24am January 10th 2021
Episode I: Brother’s Joke
Detective Frozen Joke reluctantly teams with exotic insect cop Sonny Zoltan when a surprising wall of fog puts a model in hospital. Both of them end up three-dimensional, pursuing a pilot connected with the murder. Seeds start growing thick pools of time in space.
Episode II: Heart of Mirrors
Investigating a porn baron, Zoltan is suckered into a sympathy fuck with a brown
velvet beanbag chair. Joke and Zoltan become involved with a half-eaten woman.
When the FBI falls into the ocean, a pinball hero with a superb mouth becomes a
criminal. Meanwhile, Molnar and Crockett pose as plastic tubes, and a crocodile feels sophisticated.
Episode III: Cool Pink
Joke and Zoltan must enlist the help of an artist growing tumours to bust a hotel run
by a woman with a trio of radioactive breasts.
Episode IV: One-eyed Nobody
Joke attempts to pilot a huge wave. A substance from the ocean remembers an old
flame. Zoltan tries to help a child stretched twelve feet free herself from a web, then is framed for taking forever. Sushi Lips becomes the squad's new lieutenant.
Episode V: Give a Shadow, Take a Flipper
In court, a mouth digests an informant and absorbs exquisite purple. The glowing
drug dealer is encrusted in jail. Detective Joke and Zoltan infiltrate the devil’s twilight.
They cherish the ideal image of a blueprint spun from blood. Joke is placed in a compromising position when an operation reveals he has no human hands.