The Best Sex Is Always the Night Before Clean Sheet Day
by Leigh Chadwick & Adrienne Barrios, 3.49am March 10th 2022

Leigh Chadwick has a sex dream about Pete Davidson. It’s pretty good but not great. During her sex dream with Pete Davidson, Leigh Chadwick only bites her bottom lip a little. At the same exact moment, six states north, Adrienne Barrios has a sex dream about Leigh Chadwick having a sex dream with Pete Davidson. It’s also pretty good but not great. During the sex dream about Leigh Chadwick having a sex dream with Pete Davidson, Adrienne Barrios doesn’t bite her tongue at all, not even a little—Adrienne Barrios’s teeth don’t graze her skin once. She thinks, Sometimes life promises more life, and sometimes life threatens more life, though she doesn’t know what that means. Outside is fresh snow and the crunch of Adrienne Barrios’s boots as she wanders through tomorrow. Leigh Chadwick wants to text Pete Davidson that her favorite sexual position is all of them but in her sex dream with Pete Davidson, he never gave her his phone number. Adrienne Barrios builds tidal waves in her bathtub while Leigh Chadwick walks into a wall to make sure she hasn’t turned ghost.